With the exception of what shall from now on be known as "The Unfortunate Incident With the Fake Tan," I've had a lovely weekend. I am exhausted and must now tend to the puglet princess now. She has had had a very traumatic day and needs a little attention. As it turns out, car travel and experiencing new surroundings just aren't her bag. I have the day off tomorrow. I have my air conditioner installed. These are both very good things.